The three party leaders - John Major the Prime Minister, Tony Blair leader of the Labour Party, and Paddy Ashdown the leader of the Liberal Democrats have all been captured by Saddam Hussain.
From their cell window, they can see the executions taking place each day. The victims are taken out to the execution yard, stood against the low wall, and shot by firing squad.
One morning the guards come for Paddy Ashdown.He is stood against the wall.
"Ready"
"Aim"
Paddy shouts "Earthquake!". The guards drop their weapons and drop to the ground. Paddy climbs over the wall and runs away. Tony and John think this is marvellous.
The next day, the guards come for Tony Blair.
"Ready"
"Aim"
"Hurricane!". The guards drop to the floor, and Tony climbs over the wall and escapes.
The next day the guards come for John Major.
"Ready"
"Aim"
"Fire!"
